With Bacon

Locked in. Aagain. This is the second time this has happened to Chris and I in a four month span. Being trapped in a place together. The first time we only had known eachtother for three days and I went a bit mental and was widely paranoid. He was dirty hungover and needed the toilet. At least now we know eachother better and have the whole house to roam. Unfortunately though it's a beautiful day in London which isn't entirely bizarre but regretable when you can't leave your abode. It was his housemate Suzi who double locked us in and didn't realize that you can't unlock the one from inside the house. Food supplies are limited, only bacon, cheese and bread. Chris and I (during our bouts of paranoia and low oxygen) decided that Suzi is trying to tenderize us because ultimately she wants to eat us. She deliberately took out all the salads and veggies to force feed us bacon and cheese sandwiches, prevent us from walking so we're not as stringy and make our muscles the juiciest beef this side of the Atlantic. There's no hope with Tet, he's too tiny and won't ever gain weight but there is massive hope for Christopher and I. Our bellies have been pertruding lately and Suzi does keep feeding us seconds at meal times. All those crepes she made a few nigths ago, filled with apples and chocolate...



Epiphany. We need to jump out the window ASAP.

Cheddar

It happened again!

If I have, let's say, been drinking then go to sleep I have dreams, or at least I think they're dreams but I can't be certain. And this dream or reality is particularly embarassing. I dreamt or at least think I did about being walked in on naked. The colours in my memory are really vivid which leads me to believe that it's real, but I can't remember exact gut wrenching embarassment which leads me to believe that it was a dream. However if i bring up being walked in on naked to the second party it will cause the following problems:

a) If it was real, then it's a full acknowledgement that I was naked, and that second party did see me. This will cause tension between myself and this person.

b) If it was a dream, then I would be admitting that I dream about that person seeing me naked which can then be misconstrued as some metaphor on how I do truly want that to happen; some strong and morbid subconscious desire.

Ultimately I will pretend that I did neither, dream or experience. I am completely apathetic to the situation starting now!

Havarti

It snowed considerabely less than expected in south east England last night. Today is actually quite sunny which is romantic for England in the winter. This afternoon's endeavours include taking a walk by the canal, pub lunch and job search! My problem is that I dont' feel as thoug I have a tangible education to allow me to get employment that I actually want. Another problem that I know what I want to do with my life, but I'm not sure what sort of career will enable me to do so. London is a vacuous coldrun for CV's. I am essientally water to these companies; I just flow in and out of their email inboxes. I'm riddled with self doubt. I should have become a dentist.

Gouda

It snowed this morning in London. Having done this, it made it nearly impossible for me to validate getting a milkshake at lunch. In fact tea seems to be the only viable beverage. I'm still reluctant to put on socks. I'll tough out the winter bare foot. Also today saw the arrival of driving through Central London in a car that has touchy brakes but disfunctional reverse. We literally had to drive through a market because we could not back out of space. Thrilling yes! Cyclists no.