blag

It's a boring Champions league game on now with Man U. playing Barce blah blah and I'm drinking Riesling and listing cute footballers I could maybe kiss. The list isn't very extensive, disappointingly enough. One debatable player is Rooney who I think looks like Shrek, however Chris thinks he has nice eyes. I am bored. Which has lead me to wiki John Terry because I couldn't remember who he was married, which lead me to wiki wags, which lead me to wiki Jennifer Ellison, which lead to "essex girl" which lead to further boredom.